david david david. i have seen you what….3 times since graduation? what happened to the “staying in touch” promise that is always made between fellow graduates but is never enforced? you’re quirky i admit and you’re very very wierd and completely rude and shallow at all times, but the cool thing is you embrace that and you dont care!!! i miss hangin out with you and gettin your help in class and talkin about people that we extremely disliked alllllll the time =) haha atleast we still chat online sometimes. and i sucessfully talk you out of killin yourself every time. and you ask me for chick’s numbers every time and then tell me how you’re workin on gettin back with bridget. gracious. what a dysfunctional friendship we have! and it is a complete miracle that we actually are friends considerin how i actually have a heart for people and care about my image. =) really we are just two completely opposite people. but friends we are and friends we remain. no matter how wierd and completely disgusting you are =)

ok so i wanted a mini…but i didnt get one! i actually got a mazda3 s. its not perfect, of course but i love it! soooo much better than the one i used to drive and its great for my first personally owned car. itll work til i get more $$ saved up to buy a better one i guess =)

mine!

all my life ive wanted a huge chevy truck…diesel, automatic, extended cab, charcoal gray. however, for my budget thats a little extravagant, plus my boyfriend already has one almost exactly like that, so i have to settle for somethin a little more conventional. like a mini cooper!!

and so im seriously thinkin about this car…..

JUNE 6TH….YOU BETTER BE THERE TO SEE ME GRAB THAT DIPLOMA FROM THE HAND THAT GIVES IT AND GALLOP OFF THAT STAGE!!! FINALLY AFTER 13 YEARS OF EXHUASTION AND MIND BOGGLING WORK ITS ABOUT TIME TO END IT. IN ONE MOMENT OF EXHILERATION AND BUILT UP ANTICIPATION, IT WILL BE OVER AND I WILL NO LONGER BE A STUDENT, BUT AN ALUMNI AND WHEN I COME BACK TO VISIT WHICH WILL BE VERY RARE IF EVER PEOPLE WILL OOOO AND AAAAAAH AND SAY OH THATS NATALIE SHE GRADUATED FROM HERE AND ALL THE KIDS IN 6TH AND 7TH GRADE WILL WANT TO BE LIKE ME. HAHAHA SO MAYBE I GOT CARRIED AWAY….BUT THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL. I THINK IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT ONCE!!

A little humor to lighten the mood on Mother’s Day!!………..

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.”- John Fiebig

“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”- Unknown

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Yes,” she replied. “But not the same ones.”- David Finkelstein

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son’s memory was blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, “I am the light of the world.” The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud clear voice said, “My mother is the light of the world.” - Bits and Pieces, 1989

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: “My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I?” When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word Mother- Unknown

You Know You’ve Turned Into a Mom When…

• You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

  You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

  You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

  You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

  You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

  You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

  You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

  You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!

my older brother simon’s graduatin from VIRGINIA TECH this saturday after 5 exhilirating and exhausting years of ridiculously hard classes. not only do i have to be there and lookin good at 2pm, i have to be at work at 7:30am that morning. granted i can leave when i need to to get there on time, but really…it will be a very busy day. but it will be awesome cus simon will finally be graduatin and i get to see him walk across the stage and grab that diploma from whoevers gonna be handin it to him and it will be such a hugemongous milestone!! haha…..so thats whats up saturday for me…

he’s comin to roanoke tomorrow night and im goin to see him! for those of you who dont know who he is, he’s a comedian. i admit some of his stuff can get raunchy but hes pretty hilaireous most of the time!! so if you dont have plans friday night, head on over to the roanoke civic center at 7pm and be ready to laugh!

because of prom, i have to be at work in the morning at 7:30am. i hate prom but only for that reason. and since i have to be at work so early, you better be orderin your corsage from me at arrington flowers…and thats all i have to say on the matter.

    For any of you that are into comedy, you should check out Jeff Dunham! He’s a ventriloquist and he’s absolutely hilaireous! Check out this site I linked to and watch some of his shows…..
http://www.jeffdunham.com/media.php

1 “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2 “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
3 “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
4 “Amen”
5 “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
6 “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
7 “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
8 “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
9 “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
10 “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”