humor
Prom!
because of prom, i have to be at work in the morning at 7:30am. i hate prom but only for that reason. and since i have to be at work so early, you better be orderin your corsage from me at arrington flowers…and thats all i have to say on the matter.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Jeff Dunham
For any of you that are into comedy, you should check out Jeff Dunham! He’s a ventriloquist and he’s absolutely hilaireous! Check out this site I linked to and watch some of his shows…..
http://www.jeffdunham.com/media.php
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK
1 “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2 “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
3 “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
4 “Amen”
5 “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time [...]
some jokes!!
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, “Look Mama! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!” Deep breath … “What did you call it?” “It’s a frickin’ Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!” And so it does …”A-f-r-i-c-a-n Elephant”
An Illinois man left the snowy streets of [...]
I can haz cheezburger?
this webiste is a really fun one with cute pics of cats with captions explainin the pic…its updated daily with new pictures of adorable kittens and other such animals for your viewing pleasure.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
there has been a death…
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news item:
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of [...]
the bible from the mouths of little tykes
In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one,’ but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )joke..
what do you call a dog with no legs?
don’t matter; he ain’t comin!
